Greenkeeper say’s “stick yer Bounty bars”

Drove into the club today and the course looks amazing, beautifully cut fairways that make Wembley on FA cup final day look like Oriel park, closely mown tee boxes just back from their 2 months winter respite and fantastic looking greens. What with the weather looking calm if a little cold over the weekend it would be the perfect opportunity to invite some pals who were thinking of joining down to play the course. oh yea why i posted, Tom has all the tee boxes back in play for Round 8 of the Spring league. I noticed that a lot of the markers are really well back in fact back near enough to the Medal tee’s, “why so far back Tom” i asked ….”yiz have had it handy for too long and those great scores of recent weeks and well i have a reputation to keep”  he replied before quickly adding “oh and i don;t like Bounty bars”